PG Vampire Smut

Twilight

I have a problem. A big problem. I'm addicted to the Twilight series. This is not odd, in some ways. I've been addicted to books before. But I have never--and I mean never--been addicted to PG vampire smut. This is bad.

I don't know how to describe it. I don't even know why I bought the first one. But I did. And I bought the second one the following day. And then I bought the third one. If I wasn't flat broke, I'd have bought Breaking Dawn already. It's taken everything I have not to empty out my piggy bank and count the change to see if it's enough.

I know I'm sort of behind the curve. It seems like everyone else has already read them. Truthfully, I didn't even know they existed until after Breaking Dawn was already out. But that hasn't stopped me. I'm embarrassed to read them in public. I have to hide in my apartment. It shouldn't matter this much, but it sort of does. I mean, friends ask me about the books I carry around, and how do I explain this to them? "Oh, it's about a chick who falls in love with a vampire, and there's this other boy who's a werewolf... and it's pretty much fantasy soap opera."

Ugh.

In other news, I am still not packed. I am moving Sunday.

You know it's hard times when you have to choose between a loaf of bread and a pack of cigarettes. I bought the cigarettes.

But my birthday is on Saturday, and I am going to try and have a good time. I'll call my friends and tell them they have to do whatever I want. When they ask what I want to do, I will probably say I don't know.